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What I Watched Last Night

By Scott Buckner
Soon enough, ZŽ comes strolling along like a whacked-out 1970s Burt Reynolds with top hat, cape, unibrow and shined up curly-long fingernails.

Posted on July 30, 2007

What I Watched Last Night

By Scott Buckner
Glenn Close does Ice Queen WASP perfectly, giving us the impression that her lawyer character is capable of shitting razor blades without wincing and would eat little children if there was any money in it.

Posted on July 26, 2007

What I Watched Last Night

By Scott Buckner
The good news from the greasy last chance angel on Saving Grace is that God "sits on a monster Harley." The bad news is that He can't solve crimes.

Posted on July 24, 2007

What I Watched Last Night

By Scott Buckner
Rock 'n' roll is an insatiable bitch goddess, but I love her. And I'm just looking for that one woman in my life to participate in that threesome.

Posted on July 23, 2007

What I Watched Last Night

By Scott Buckner
A perfectly good American sports-talk TV shows gets infiltrated by guys with windblown hair who can saw a chick in a box in half.

Posted on July 18, 2007

What I Watched Last Night

By Scott Buckner
Few of us would want to actually become chefs because there are so many easier jobs in the world - like rebuilding transmissions.

Posted on July 17, 2007

Stop Sign

The owner of a Washington-state computer shop asserts that computer viruses are the biggest threat to business computers, when clearly the real danger comes from shitty coffee.

Posted on July 17, 2007

What I Wished I Watched Last Night

By Bethany Lankin
Walloping doses of historical veracity, severed limbs, bestiality, and sizzling, goat-milking wenches in woolen undergarments.

Posted on July 12, 2007

What I Watched Last Night

By Scott Buckner
Christ, how many more shows can there possibly be where contestants get voted off? At least one. Plus, updates on Hell's Kitchen and John From Cincinnati.

Posted on July 11, 2007

BetterTrades

More pokey-faced chumpfucks than a Chistopher Guest movie.

Posted on July 10, 2007

Live Earth's Television Trouble

By Steve Rhodes
Waching Live Earth on regular ol' broadcast TV was incredibly frustrating. But there were still some moments.

Posted on July 09, 2007

What I Watched Last Night

By Kathryn Ware
John From Cincinnati has surfing, drug addiction, levitation, a potentially haunted motel room, resurrection (both human and parrot), greedy agents, a drug-dealing guardian angel, a bubble-wrapped circular stairway, and strange visions shared by multiple characters.

Posted on July 06, 2007

What I Watched Last Night

By Scott Buckner
Skanky-looking crack whores come and go, but they can't carry a show like a legless tranny arguing with a human torso. Plus, Marlo Thomas as a dominatrix and the lyrics to the Andy Griffith theme song.

Posted on July 03, 2007

MUSIC - American flags.
TV - Crooked cops, rotary phones and bourbons on the rocks.
POLITICS - Roger Ebert jumps Palin's shark.
SPORTS - The Bears' bridge to nowhere.

BOOKS - Booze, baseball, JFK and the CTA. In Booklist.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - The Five Dumbest Ideas of the Week.

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