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What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Pat Bataillon is on his way to watch a football game in Nebraska. He'll watch more TV for us next week.

Posted on September 29, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Now issuing Pat Bataillon ALERTS. This one just in: A Screech sex video hits the Net.

Posted on September 28, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Fifteen minutes into Heroes I could already see how the first season would end.

Posted on September 27, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Countdown clocks should only be used for important things, like the way they were used in Spaceballs.

Posted on September 26, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Pat Bataillon watched TV last night, but he is not yet prepared to talk about it.

Posted on September 25, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
After the "9" on my remote goes, the "6" and "8" are sure to follow.

Posted on September 22, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
It's funny how I can name all these reality shows and, yet, I've never seen a full episode of a single one.

Posted on September 21, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Opinions are an interesting thing; on Sean Hannity's show they are fact and in the real world they are fiction.

Posted on September 20, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Pat Bataillon did not watch TV last night. But he plans to tonight, and if he does, he will return tomorrow....

Posted on September 18, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Animal Planet has a more valid claim than TBS for the title of funniest network, if only because of that falling penguin.

Posted on September 15, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
I tried to fashion a bandage out of toilet paper and soon realized that was not sufficient for the amount of bleeding involved. I

Posted on September 14, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Playing Scrabble at the national level apparently requires a considerable amount of skill as well as mounting personal problems.

Posted on September 13, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Two hours of coverage might be necessary for the Super Bowl or the College National Championship, but the Vikings against the Redskins? I think not.

Posted on September 12, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Things must not have worked out for Flavor Flav and last year's Flavor of Love winner, because he's back for a second season.

Posted on September 11, 2006

Year of the Superspiracy

By Natasha Julius
Now this is what I'm talking about. Your standard wicked government hush-machine doused with hot lashings of free-masonry, topped off with a dollop of DaVinci Code murder monks. An evil twisting superspicary of the highest order.

Posted on September 04, 2006

New Comedies, Old Jokes

By Don Jacobson
The laughs diminish in direct proportion to lessons learned and characters growing.

Posted on September 04, 2006

Up and Down the Dial

The Beachwood Fall TV Preview Desk
Who will self-destruct first, the kids on The OC or Lou Dobbs?

Posted on September 04, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Pat Bataillon didn't watch TV last night.

Posted on September 03, 2006

What I Watched Last Night

By Pat Bataillon
Anytime a character grows gills, a movie has something to recommend it.

Posted on September 01, 2006

MUSIC - Disco Tex meets Scatman Crothers. In Out of Sight: 1975.
TV - And Then There's Maude: Marijuana mama.
POLITICS - Oprah, don't do it! A Beachwood carol.
SPORTS - Kyle Orton is who we thought he was. In Bear Tuesday.

BOOKS - Why both the Democrats and Starbucks suck. In Reviewing the Reviews.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - On the 5th day of Christmas, the Beachwood brought you lingerie.

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