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Yada Yada
It's all Cubbie Blue gravy now.
Scary Spice
We help the Cubs celebrate Halloween.
All-Star Curse
A Kansas City Royal hit a home run in a pretend game three months ago to spoil the Cubs' storybook ending.
The Cub Factor: Joe Blows!
Is the magic man with the Midas touch managing tight?
Fugoataboutit
The universe has a will, and it is not to be fucked with.
Do It For Grandpa
Who has the balls to ruin the David Ross farewell tour? Who has those balls?!?
Grandpa Rossy vs. Hank White
I had to double-check this just to be correct, but he's only been a Cub since 2015. That's last year.
Time/Life Of Your Life
That sucker is already brimming.
Throat Punchers
Meaningless answers to ridiculous questions.
Boot 'n Scoot
A beer league invite for Tommy La Stella.
Onesies & Wine Cork
Jumping the shark at the best time of the season.
Marty's Hate List
Hey Hey, Heyward.
Jason Heyward Even Worse Than Bullpen
It's time for Joe Maddon to pick his spots.
All Guessed Out
I've never just shook my head in disbelief this much in as long as I can remember.
Joe's Army Knife
Cubs manager has all the gadgets working on his Cub army knife - even the tweezers and saw blade.
No Longer Lovable
Lovable losers are gone. So too, now, are lovable winners. Now it's just about winning.
Cub Scouts
Is a little grit too much to ask for?
A New Kind Of Losing
Distressed caps for everyone!
Weekend At Mr. Met's
You did things you aren't proud of.
Hell Week
Partied like 2009.
The L
He shall so be nicknamed.
Get On Board, Son
Baseball finally on Cub Factor kid's radar.
Nerds & Track Suits
I'm wearing them now.
Naperville vs. Rickettsville
Wrigley Field still has a nostalgic "it" factor, but sheesh, I'm waiting for the troughs to have a sponsor.
Slump Busters
We have some ideas.
There Goes The Sun
Jorge Soler shining about as bright as Dusty Baker.
Busting Dusty
Bologna has a first name, D-U-S-T-Y. Bologna has a second name, B-A-K-E-R.
Crushing The Copycats
The Plan has another helpful subplot playing out.
Laughably Historic
The last time the Cubs were this good we were still at World War 0.
Scar Tissue
If the rest of the season keeps going like this, how can any fan hold on to that anger of the past?
The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #339: The Four Horsemen Of Halas Hall
Awesome culture not even able to pull off a press conference. Plus: Holy Shit, White Sox; The Bad, Bad, Bad Blackhawks; The Less Bad Bulls; Evanston vs. Champaign; and more!
Continue reading "The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #339: The Four Horsemen Of Halas Hall" »Posted on Jan 15, 2021
The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #338: Halas Hell
No-man's land. Plus: Bye Bye Bam-Bam; As The Crow Retires; Zach LaVine Stuffs Stat Sheet; and Evanston vs. Champaign. Go Padres and Red Stars!
Continue reading "The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #338: Halas Hell" »Posted on Jan 11, 2021