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What To Expect In The Mike Quade Era

By The Beachwood Interim Affairs Desk

* Brisker trips to the mound.

* Batting leadoff, Starlin Qastro!

* An end to waiting for the manager to kick dirt on an umpire in order to change the team's fortunes.

* Seventh-inning stretch will always be sung by Joel Quenneville.

* The party's over, Soriano.

* Your new right fielder, Carlos Quentin!

* Remember Bruce Kimm? Sort of like that.

* A new Scrabble edition featuring him and Xavier Nady on the cover.

* Remember Tom Trebelhorn? Sort of like that.

* An overload of "Q" jokes.

* Not much.

* Meet your Chicago Qubs!

* A lack of interest until Joe Girardi or Ryne Sandberg takes over.

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