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* Brisker trips to the mound.
* Batting leadoff, Starlin Qastro!
* An end to waiting for the manager to kick dirt on an umpire in order to change the team's fortunes.
* Seventh-inning stretch will always be sung by Joel Quenneville.
* The party's over, Soriano.
* Your new right fielder, Carlos Quentin!
* Remember Bruce Kimm? Sort of like that.
* A new Scrabble edition featuring him and Xavier Nady on the cover.
* Remember Tom Trebelhorn? Sort of like that.
* An overload of "Q" jokes.
* Not much.
* Meet your Chicago Qubs!
* A lack of interest until Joe Girardi or Ryne Sandberg takes over.
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