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Ultra-Realistic Madden To Simulate Game's Debilitating Concussions

By The Onion Sports Network

"SportsTech gets a sneak peek at Madden 12's new helmet simulators, which will simulate Sunday's biggest hits by firing pistons directly into players' skulls."

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TrackNotes: Back To The Future

By Thomas Chambers

Will Bob Baffert ever go away? Churchill Downs Inc.: It's just what they do. Dickie D. dead. Cliches can shape your biorhythms. Double-teaming justice. You look just like. We asked one person, me.

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Posted on Jan 28, 2022

Minnie Miñoso Was Very, Very Good To Us

By Roger Wallenstein

Electric, indefatigable and, finally, undenied.

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Posted on Dec 9, 2021

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