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Ultra-Realistic Madden To Simulate Game's Debilitating Concussions

By The Onion Sports Network

"SportsTech gets a sneak peek at Madden 12's new helmet simulators, which will simulate Sunday's biggest hits by firing pistons directly into players' skulls."

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The Yerminator Has Landed

By Roger Wallenstein

From the Pecos League to the record books.

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Posted on Apr 5, 2021

How Mark Giangreco Blew Himself Up

By David Rutter

This is mostly a test reaffirming how much trouble telling the truth can cause for media chatterboxes with no sense or decorum.

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Posted on Mar 5, 2021

TrackNotes: Arlington's Amber Alert

By Thomas Chambers

The higher purpose: Cheap-shit condos and another Starbucks.

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Posted on Feb 26, 2021

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