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Ultra-Realistic Madden To Simulate Game's Debilitating Concussions

By The Onion Sports Network

"SportsTech gets a sneak peek at Madden 12's new helmet simulators, which will simulate Sunday's biggest hits by firing pistons directly into players' skulls."

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100 People Who Would Be A Better Choice Than Tony La Russa To Manage The White Sox

Including the real Chairman of the Board; that dude and his dad; and that chick who was the Italian Sausage.

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Posted on Oct 14, 2020

A To B To C With The Reinsdorfs

By Jim Coffman

There's no guarantee.

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Posted on Oct 14, 2020

Rickey Rentamanager's Lease Not Renewed

By Roger Wallenstein

Like his boys, Rickey Renteria does not quit. He was fired. By Rick Hahn. Don't let the screen door hit you in your analytics-adverse ass on the way out.

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Posted on Oct 13, 2020

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