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Tweeting The Super Bowl Suckage

By Steve Rhodes

I predicted Denver 27-25, so when Seattle got that safety to start the game I felt really smart. That didn't last long. Also, Radio Shack had the best commercial, even though Radio Shack sucks. Finally, what a horrid display of everything putrid about America we just saw.

Breaking: Punxsutawney Roger sees shadow; six more hours of Super Bowl pregame.

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 2, 2014

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Kramer meets Peyton Manning before the game and convinces him to stop saying Omaha. K: "Change it up! What's the worst that could happen?"

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) February 2, 2014

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if bruno mars and red hot chili peppers do a song together that immediately becomes the worst song ever

— psamp (@psamp) February 2, 2014

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Gawker: Our attention has been brought to the fact that the Puppy Bowl was filmed in October. Everything good in life continues to be a lie.

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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Bruno Mars in at quarterback for Denver. #SuperBowl

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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Eli Manning in at quarterback for Denver. #SuperBowl

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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America is over, folks. #BobDylan #BrunoMars

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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I bet safety on first play and Bob Dylan in a Chrysler commercial! #SuperBowl

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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And now, to present the #SuperBowl trophy, the only recognizable name we could find whose brain isn't too scrambled to participate.

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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Pam Oliver's first question to Russell Wilson: "How satisfying was this?" #youhadallgametothinkofsomethingtoask #SuperBowl

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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First question to Pete Carroll: "How proud are you of this team?" #makeitstop #SuperBowl

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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First question to John Fox, then, should be: "How ashamed are you of this team?" #SuperBowl

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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Breaking: Peyton Manning traded to Omaha. #SuperBowl

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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And next, Prince on New Girl ...

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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I think we've all suffered enough tonight RT @ZooeyDeschanel: New girl is on now!

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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New Girl performances are more embarrassing than the Broncos performance. #NewGirl #Prince #SuperBowl

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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@scharpling @BeachwoodReport Think it was a Fusion. Guess that shows how effective the placement was.

— Mark Kerszka (@kerszka) February 3, 2014

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So Bob Dylan, Prince and Zoeey Deschanel were all selling cars last night.

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Coincidentally, Prince has a new record and tour to sell.

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That was quick RT @Twins: Football is done, time to start thinking about baseball! pic.twitter.com/RVfET5FStn

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 3, 2014

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