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Tweeting The Super Bowl Suckage

I predicted Denver 27-25, so when Seattle got that safety to start the game I felt really smart. That didn't last long. Also, Radio Shack had the best commercial, even though Radio Shack sucks. Finally, what a horrid display of everything putrid about America we just saw.

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So Bob Dylan, Prince and Zoeey Deschanel were all selling cars last night.

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Coincidentally, Prince has a new record and tour to sell.

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