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The Season In Verse | They Needed A Nurse
They started out cold
David Ross got old
He retired to dance
Clark still has no pants
Schwarber went down
to Iowa town
He came back up
he's still just a pup
Montero was right
about Arrieta's pitch flight
But he was also to blame
though cutting him was lame
Bryzzo came through
Jon Jay too
Russell went down
Baez went to town
Lester got hurt
Lackey stayed curt
Willson kicked dirt
Umps on alert
Quintana came over
from trash to tall clover
same with Avila
Bret Anderson - see ya!
Joe was Joe
thanks Bosio
Theo and Jed
Hendry's Cubs are dead
On to the playoffs
for the third straight year
let's leave Dusty
crying in his beer
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Continue reading "The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #273: Grandpa Vs. The Field" »Posted on Oct 11, 2019
The NBA, China, The Score & You
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Continue reading "The NBA, China, The Score & You" »Posted on Oct 11, 2019
'I Just Couldn't Be a Sellout' | Why Rihanna Turned Down The Super Bowl Halftime Show
"There's things within [the NFL] that I do not agree with at all, and I was not about to go and be of service to them in any way."
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Jerry Reinsdorf Isn't In It For The Money (LOL)
In public, he says he just wants to bring joy to the fans who really own his teams. In private, he says finishing second is the best business model because it keeps fans hungry and hopeful.
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