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The Derrick Rose Facts
Our favorite #SmellTheRoses tweets - first from @LupeFiasco, who started it, and then some others.
From Lupe:
* Jordan waits in line at FootLocker for a pair of Derrick Rose's.
* derrick rose went to mcdonalds and ordered a whopper. And he got it.
* Derrick Rose once had a fake ID made...it still said Derrick Rose.
* When Derrick Rose looks into a mirror his reflection asks for an autograph.
* Twitter follows Derrick Rose.
* Derrick Rose doesn't celebrate Christmas...Christmas celebrates Derrick Rose.
And some others:
* Steven Reed: The NBA didn't come to an agreement. This is just what derrick rose wanted for christmas.
* Jose C Rivera: Derrick Rose once tweeted 141 characters.
* Namit Varma: When Derrick Rose gets pulled over, he asks the questions.
* Michael Brandewie: Derrick Rose's first word was onomatopoeia.
* Dustin Estrada: Derrick Rose counted to infinity... Twice.
* Chad Caldwell: roses take time to smell Derrick roses high tops.
* Simone Yael: when Derrick Rose slices onions, the onions cry.
* Haz Anjum: Death once had a near-Derrick Rose experience.
* Phil Elkrief: Derrick Rose lost his virginity before his dad did.
* Kevin Lane: Derrick Rose doesnt call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
* Jon Greenberg: Rolling Stone named #SmellTheRoses Album of the Year.
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