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I've heard commentators describe the pre-season this year as "a dress rehearsal for the regular season" so many times that I thought I was watching a high school play. And then I figured it out: Even our football analysts have High School Musical 2 on the brain.
And now, so do I.
Let's do a little casting.
Performer: Rex Grossman
HSM2 Role: Troy Bolton
Pro: Able to pass as star athlete at this level.
Con: Playing lead love interest a stretch; even high school girls know Sexy Rexy pulls out from center too soon.
Sugar in the Blue and Orange Kool-Aid: 80%
Recommended Sugar in the Blue and Orange Kool-Aid: 50%
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