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The Best Of The Beachwood's Super Bowl Tweets

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The #SuperBowl is already over in Australia.

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Madonna shooting up with Toradol just about now.

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Next year: Bud Light Plutonium

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Next year: Celebrity Super Bowl.

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Make it a Coca-Cola Platinum.

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RT: BeerAdvocate
How can Bud Light Platinum be "light" at 6% when normal Budweiser is 5%?

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RT: BorowitzReport
#SuperBowl Trivia: Besides Mitt Romney, Bill Belichick is the most successful robot in Massachusetts history.

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Make it a Bridgestone Platinum.

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Because the #SuperBowl is so special, bars will be open in Indianapolis tonight until 10.

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RT: BeerAdvocate
So Bud Light Platinum is apparently "top-shelf" and ideal for hipster loft house parties hosted in skyscrapers.

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RT: BorowitzReport
Bud Light Platinum's slogan should be: "If you don't drink it, you're not a real douche."

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Wait, whose doing the halftime show again?

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Prohibition lifted in Indiana for #SuperBowl weekend.

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Actually there was a lockout. These players are just CGI.

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VW ad would've been funnier if dog got run over.

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Madonna will be carried onto the field in an egg.

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David Beckham is bringing the unsexy back.

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RT: Malecopywriter
That's why the polar bears are dying, people. They're morbidly obese and diabetic from drinking all that Coke.

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RT: Dan Proft
I can't wait to buy a Chevy Sonic so I can take my car ziplining.

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You said Woodhead.

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RT: AARP Illinois
Time for Madonna!

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Billy and Becky lost their virginity in one. #camry

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HuluPlus: One less than HuluPlatinum.

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Can't they bring back Prince?

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RT: Ben Gleib
It's amazing, Madonna lip syncs exactly like she did in the 90's!

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Nice of #Madonna to incorporate Richard Simmons into her act.

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Is #Lame trending yet? #Madonna #SuperBowl

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Didn't Fleetwood Mac already do this? #Madonna #SuperBowl #marchingband

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RT: Jealous Brett Favre
I got excited because I thought Aretha Franklin was on stage with Madonna, but turns out it was just Cee-Lo.

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RT: Philip Bump
"Madonna: Brought to you by tires."

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RT: Mitch Albom
INDY - OK, I'm not wild about Madonna's antics or faux accent, but credit where its due: this is some hft show

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RT: Mark Harris
The machine making the sounds coming out of Madonna's mouth has never sounded better.

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RT: Clay Travis
We said same thing here. "@amcelroy17: If Madonna would have Tebow'd to end 'like a prayer,' Twitter would have shut down."

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RT: Frank Caliendo
I thought when Madonna started "like a prayer" @timtebow was going to come down and save the halftime show for me in the last 2 minutes.

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Next year's halftime show by Lana Del Rey.

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Wow, Toyota. I think everyone in that commercial was white except the DMV worker.

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RT: Debbie Schlussel
Luv How Clint Eastwood Says, "We Pulled Together in Detroit." Um, he lives in Carmel, CA. Took Mucho $s from MI Film Tax Credit, Then Left.

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Al Michaels is also lip synching.

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RT: Matt Yglesias
Mario Manningham used a stylus to catch that ball.

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RT: Dan Bernstein
Helluva throw on that play, even though we're talking about the catch.

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Nicks just pulled a Barber.

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Bradshaw just pulled a Barber.

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