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Cubs, White Sox spiraling into oblivion. Plus: Cy Sale And The Rubs; Bulls Offseason Going Great!; Bears 1st-Round Draft Pick Leonard Floyd Is Stuffing His Face Right Now; Absent Alshon; The Olympic Way; and The Nerds Who Are Ruining Horse Racing.
:28: Cubs Nearing Magic Number For Elimination.
Cubs have now lost 10 of their last 38. #ThePlanSucks— Barry Rozner (@BarryRozner) May 19, 2016
* The Untouchable Tim Federowicz.
20:58: The White Sucks.
According to the analytics, Latos was never on track. We regret our early season enthusiasm.
25:12: Cy Sale And The Rubs.
* "Okay, the first thing people do in a situation like this is panic."
"Well, I think I'm doing it in the right order."
- "Deal Me Out," M*A*S*H
* Fire Robin Ventura.
44:22: Bulls Offseason Going Great!
* Jimmy Hollywood.
* John Ligmanowski, aka Johnny Ligs.
52:44: Bears 1st-Round Draft Pick Leonard Floyd Is Stuffing His Face Right Now.
58:31: Absent Alshon.
1:00:00: The Olympic Way.
1:04:53: Are Nerds Ruining Horse Racing?
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