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Plenty of children in the White Sox locker room, it turns out. And they all have lockers. Plus: We Will Miss Martellus Bennett; The Bulls Are Just Boring Now; The Blackhawks (Temporarily) Stink; March Madness Moolah - Who Gets It; Triton Advance To Final Four; and The Everton Minute: Next Six Matches Crucial!
* John Thierry.
2:22: The Amazingly Immature And Idiotic Adam LaRoche Affair.
* General consensus based on LaRoche's Twitter feed: A Trumpster.
W/ all of Adam LaRoche's free time he can now, campaign for Donald Trump, shoot innocent animals & hang out w/ the Duck Dynasty family.— Katie Wienke (@k80478) March 18, 2016
*at Trump fundraiser*— uk coch calipfieri™ (@D2_Derpinator) March 18, 2016
DONALD TRUMP: WHAT WE NEED HERE IN AMERICA ARE JOBS. LET ME INTRODUCE ADAM LAROCHE- A MAN WHO WANTS TO MAKE AMERICA G
The number of "vote trump" hashtags on Adam LaRoche's Twitter is baffling.— Robert Montgomery (@R_Montgomery) March 18, 2016
"We don't believe in the school thing" Is there any doubt Adam LaRoche is a Trump supporter?— Titus Pullo (@chibbqking) March 17, 2016
Obvious non-Trump non-Hillary Independent presidential candidate: Adam LaRoche.— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) March 18, 2016
NRA executive director responds to Obama's challenges https://t.co/Y43aXtUNwq— Adam LaRoche (@e3laroche) January 12, 2016
God Bless Texas! High fence? Absolutely. pic.twitter.com/ywG3OqKwtn— Adam LaRoche (@e3laroche) December 13, 2015
With what us baseball players do for a living can never be taken for granted. With that being said family comes before everything!— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) March 17, 2016
* Where's Robin?
* If By Exclusive You Mean That Adam Eaton Gave You Some Bullshit Quotes:
* LaRoche issues a statement. The statement could not be reached for comment.
Given the suddenness of my departure and the stir it has caused in both the media and the clubhouse, I feel (cont) https://t.co/xldpeJb1Ay— Adam LaRoche (@e3laroche) March 18, 2016
* He had his own locker!
BREAKING: 13-year-old had his own locker in the #WhiteSox clubhouse last year and nobody thought it was weird.— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 18, 2016
@BeachwoodReport In fact, the Tribune wrote a whole fawning piece about it last year and ... nothing.— Geoff Dankert (@GeoffNews) March 18, 2016
19:19: We Will Miss Martellus Bennett.
* ESPN: Bears Trade Bennett To Patriots.
* What Bennett told the New England media:
"I don't think it didn't work out in Chicago," he said. "I thought I played very well in Chicago. I put up great numbers, did some great things, made my first Pro Bowl there. I mean, statistically, I thought it was a great job."
Asked if the Bears believed he didn't fit into their plans, Bennett said, "You'd have to ask them.
"We were cool. I think it's just time for change. I don't take it personal. I'm all about the future so I'm a progressive person.''
Hi Tom I'm Marty. Let's do this. https://t.co/Qw482RK6oH— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 17, 2016
* LOL: John Fox's "We not me" culture.
The kind of role model we should embrace.
45:20: As Opposed To These Misguided Jock Straps:
I am a professional. Sports teach you about life. I still haven't used the Pythagorean theorem in my workplace https://t.co/7laxVx1l3D— Kyle (@Ky1eLong) March 16, 2016
Please explain life to me, Kyle Long, based on what you've learned in locker rooms all these years.
People equating their job with being in big league clubhouse missing the point. It's not the real world. Has its own rules/vibe.— Len Kasper (@LenKasper) March 17, 2016
Consensus in Cubs locker room re LaRoche is basically players should have been allowed to police the situation— Jesse Rogers (@ESPNChiCubs) March 17, 2016
For reasons already articulated by Coffman at this juncture of the podcast, this is just a really unworkable answer; who gets to do the policing and what do those in the minority do if they object? Must everyone live under Chris Sale's rules? There has to be an organizational policy. Period.
* See also: The White Sox Report: Adios, Adam.
51:48: The Bulls Are Just Boring Now.
53:17: The Blackhawks (Temporarily) Stink.
1:00:50: Triton Advances To Final Four!
1:02:02 The Everton Minute: Next Six Games Crucial!
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