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No detail too mundane, every lame joke an instant classic. Plus: The White Sox Are Also Holding Spring Training But Let's Talk About Other Stuff; Memo To Maddon: Up Your Game; Ivy League Not So Smart: Brandi's Brain; Boring Bears Banishing Bennett; I Don't Want To See Athletes' Smelly Naked Dicks; Blackhawks Babble; Bulls Babble; Go Trojans; and The Everton Minute.
* Pernell McPhee, y'all.
* The daughter.
4:10: Media Fanboy Fetishizations.
No way! Nobody sings!
Kawasaki singing for team ! https://t.co/MicZ9yHXwR— Jesse Rogers (@ESPNChiCubs) March 4, 2016
This camp! Crazy!
This camp. Man. David Ross literally had tears he was laughing so hard— Jesse Rogers (@ESPNChiCubs) March 4, 2016
Will summarize another crazy morning at Cubs camp next on Espn 1000!— Jesse Rogers (@ESPNChiCubs) March 4, 2016
A batting practice schedule.
Light live BP today pic.twitter.com/LEFs6h8Wpi— Jesse Rogers (@ESPNChiCubs) February 28, 2016
Classic! Only Joe Maddon . . .
Classic. Only Joe Maddon could drive this pic.twitter.com/epMyFeFxQB— Jesse Rogers (@ESPNChiCubs) February 28, 2016
Japanese Fun Day.
Kawasaki, teammates enjoy a laugh: pic.twitter.com/mTY7lGbq1D— Mark Gonzales (@MDGonzales) March 4, 2016
Hilarious! No co-ed rec team has ever done this!
Bill Murray here in thought pic.twitter.com/aCN4Vpmnvs— Paul Sullivan (@PWSullivan) February 29, 2016
* Next: Backup catcher's dirty socks and the latest knock-knock joke going around the clubhouse.
18:03: The White Sox Are Also Holding A Spring Training But Let's Talk About Other Stuff.
* Memo to Maddon: Up your game, dude.
Yoenis Cespedes basically has a different car for every day of the week. pic.twitter.com/fCmSs0IiTk— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) February 25, 2016
28:10: Ivy League Not So Smart.
31:56: Brandi's Brain.
35:16: Boring Bears Banishing Bennett.
Correction: I confused Cespedes with Puig.
* Sports Illustrated: The Government Won't Let Yasiel Puig Fly To Games In A Helicopter.
43:39: I Don't Want To See Athletes' Smelly Naked Dicks.
* See the item The Hurt Locker Room.
52:11: Blackhawks Babble.
* Blackhawks should hold a team meeting to discuss why this story and many others come up blank on the new, revamped Sun-Times website.
55:24: Bulls Babble.
* This offseason is do-or-die for GarPax.
58:03: Go Trojans.
1:00:41: The Everton Minute: "Francisco Junior: My Everton Failure, Moyes, Leeds And Losing My Mum."
* BBC: Young, Welsh And Pretty Skint.
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1. From Tom Chambers:
Food for thought: With all of the Joe Maddon antics with the onesies and faux hippie mentality, it doesn't ring true. Was he a hippie back in the day? He's a few months older than me and by the time I was old enough to be a hippie, it was over. If he means the '70s, guaranteed there were substances.
Is Maddon trying to create a diversion in case they don't succeed? He's right if he thinks the fanboy media has already been properly indoctrinated.
Also, no one is saying that he's taking Cubbie Cuteness to previously unimagined heights. I think that DOES put more pressure on the organization because (smart) Cubs fan won't take humorously to the Cubbies having so much fun with pie fights, pin the tail on the donkey, water balloons and air guitar with baseball bats as they lose 11 out of 18 and have to beat Milwaukee to stay out of the cellar as they near Memorial Day.
This Cubbie Kumbaya® is NOT funny to anyone who has been a fan for any number of years.
Didn't Kirby Puckett come out of Triton College? I you mentioned it, I missed it.
Coffman replies: The awesome Kirby Puckett (RIP) played ball for Triton after graduating from Calumet High School and playing for Bradley for a season (where he switched from infield to outfield. So did "One Dog" Lance Johnson. We did not mention these facts and shame on us.
And you nailed it with your thoughts on Maddon apparently trying to actually increase Cutesy Cubbie Bullshit. dude desperately needs to just focus on baseball for a while. There are still 60 guys in camp, you would think he could somehow keep himself busy with just coaching.
Rhodes replies: +1.
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