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The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #26: Paging Professor Trestman

The Bartman Bears. Plus: Derrick Rose Is Not A Fully Formed Human; The Blackhawks In The Cover 2; and Outlawing Sports Gambling Is Un-American, And We're Not Going To Sit Here And Listen To You Badmouth The United States Of America.


SHOW NOTES

* Ozzie Guillen

1:57: The Bartman Bears.

* The [Accountability] Papers.

* Half a coach, a whole clown and a sleepy smokehouser.

* Steve Bartman.

* The Bears are 6-6!

* Defensive scheming.

* Blood not boiling.

* Professor Trestman.

* Play-Calling For Cutler Dummies.

* Vanilla Bears.

* Everything but the Shuffle.

* Jay Cutler is a franchise-killer.

* The Meatballs Were Right.

24:11: Anti-Journalists.

* You should hate PR, not give PR advice.

25:33: Derrick Rose Is Not A Fully Formed Human Being.

* Derrick Rose Sitting Out Games So He Won't Be Sore During Future Meetings And His Son's Graduation.

* Jimmy The Butler. Jimmy Likes To Shoot.

* Charles Barkley Calls Out Derrick Rose In A Way Far Smarter Than Local Apologists.

* David Axelrod sucks.

* Derrick Rose Is The New Jay Cutler.

* Sports Fans Are The Most Ignorant Blowhards On The Planet.

39:50: The Blackhawks In The Cover 2.

* Seabrook's cheap shot.

* Sports Fans Are The Most Ignorant Blowhards On The Planet (Con't).

* Company Man Kasper.

* Kaner vs. Rose.

* Swedish Shot-Blocker Available At IKEA.

* Derrick Rose Is The New Joe Mauer.

54:13: Outlawing Sports Gambling Is Un-American, And We're Not Going To Sit Here And Listen To You Badmouth The United States Of America.

* New NBA Commissioner: Legalize Gambling.

* Harry Reid, Chris Christie.

* New NBPA President Calls Salary Cap Un-American.

* Stick it to The House!

STOPPAGE TIME: 5:24.

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