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And not because Khalil Mack was their first-round selection. Plus: Why The Raiders and Giants Ought To Use This Coping Mechanism That Some People With Depression Use; We See You, Cardinals; The Return Of Robbie Gould Journesia; Dan Bernstein In Thrall To Ryan Pace's Execufuck Of The Year Award; The Cubs Are Back - To .500!; Here's To You, John Hancock; Pedro Strop Is So Cub; TIL: Addison Russell Has Three Children Under The Age Of Four With Three Women From Pensacola; and Tim Anderson And El Mago Both Had Themselves A Week.
* Why The Raiders and Giants Ought To Use This Coping Mechanism That Some People With Depression Use.
* Rhodes: Dave Gettleman too stupid to know how stupid he is; Jon Gruden too smart to know he's too smart for his own good.
* The Bidwell-Kingsbury-Murray Axis.
* Breaking: With their first choice in the 2019 draft, the Chicago Bears select Khalil Mack.
* The Inferiority of Print:
* The Bears had a good day: Packers, Vikings, Lions make awful picks.
36:54: The Return Of Robbie Gould Journesia.
* See the Show Notes and listen in at 1:00:04 of The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #234: Double Doinkage.
42:25: Dan Bernstein In Thrall To Ryan Pace's Execufuck Of The Year Award.
47:49: The Cubs Are Back - To .500!
* But still.
#Cubs lost, but they pitched well.— Christopher Kamka (@ckamka) April 25, 2019
Last 14 games: 10-4, 2.07 ERA, 126.0 IP, 137 K, 1.048 WHIP
* People who suck the joy out of life.
* He invented the signature:
* Cy Chatwood.
55:47: Pedro Strop Is So Cub.
* Also: Like Pedro Strop's car, we may not be getting Brandon Morrow back.
* Breaking: The Ricketts Family Is Out Of Money!
* Theo Pace.
1:02:32: TIL: Addison Russell Has Three Children Under The Age Of Four With Three Women From Pensacola.
1:04:29: Tim Anderson Had Himself A Week.
Current MLB stolen base leaders:— Sox On 35th (@SoxOn35th) April 22, 2019
1. Tim Anderson - 9
T-2. Dee Gordon - 8
T-2. Billy Hamilton - 8
T-4. Mallex Smith - 7
T-4. Adalberto Mondesi - 7
T-6. Tommy Pham - 6
T-6. Delino DeShields - 6
T-6. Jonathan Villar - 6 pic.twitter.com/UDOY1dagWg
1:06:04: El Mago Had Himself A Week.
The most Javy Baez play possible. pic.twitter.com/V9uDL4KgV0— Eli Hershkovich (@EliHershkovich) April 24, 2019
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