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The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #249: Bears Having Killer Draft

By Jim Coffman and Steve Rhodes

And not because Khalil Mack was their first-round selection. Plus: Why The Raiders and Giants Ought To Use This Coping Mechanism That Some People With Depression Use; We See You, Cardinals; The Return Of Robbie Gould Journesia; Dan Bernstein In Thrall To Ryan Pace's Execufuck Of The Year Award; The Cubs Are Back - To .500!; Here's To You, John Hancock; Pedro Strop Is So Cub; TIL: Addison Russell Has Three Children Under The Age Of Four With Three Women From Pensacola; and Tim Anderson And El Mago Both Had Themselves A Week.

SHOW NOTES

* 249.

* Why The Raiders and Giants Ought To Use This Coping Mechanism That Some People With Depression Use.

* Rhodes: Dave Gettleman too stupid to know how stupid he is; Jon Gruden too smart to know he's too smart for his own good.

* The Bidwell-Kingsbury-Murray Axis.

* Breaking: With their first choice in the 2019 draft, the Chicago Bears select Khalil Mack.

* The Lure of the Tangible.

* The Inferiority of Print:

* The Bears had a good day: Packers, Vikings, Lions make awful picks.

* Robert Aguayo.

36:54: The Return Of Robbie Gould Journesia.

* See the Show Notes and listen in at 1:00:04 of The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #234: Double Doinkage.

42:25: Dan Bernstein In Thrall To Ryan Pace's Execufuck Of The Year Award.

47:49: The Cubs Are Back - To .500!

* But still.

#Cubs lost, but they pitched well.
Last 14 games: 10-4, 2.07 ERA, 126.0 IP, 137 K, 1.048 WHIP
— Christopher Kamka (@ckamka) April 25, 2019

* People who suck the joy out of life.

* He invented the signature:

* Cy Chatwood.

55:47: Pedro Strop Is So Cub.

* Also: Like Pedro Strop's car, we may not be getting Brandon Morrow back.

* Breaking: The Ricketts Family Is Out Of Money!

* Theo Pace.

1:02:32: TIL: Addison Russell Has Three Children Under The Age Of Four With Three Women From Pensacola.

1:04:29: Tim Anderson Had Himself A Week.

Current MLB stolen base leaders:

1. Tim Anderson - 9
T-2. Dee Gordon - 8
T-2. Billy Hamilton - 8
T-4. Mallex Smith - 7
T-4. Adalberto Mondesi - 7
T-6. Tommy Pham - 6
T-6. Delino DeShields - 6
T-6. Jonathan Villar - 6 pic.twitter.com/UDOY1dagWg
— Sox On 35th (@SoxOn35th) April 22, 2019