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Baseball is back in all its dysfunction and glory. Plus: Bears Relatively Needless - Except The One Position They Refuse To Spend More Money On To Fix; Trestman Train At Last Stop; Blackhawks Dream Over; Bulls Fantasy Beginning; and Schweinsteiger!
* A comedy workshop.
7:17: Sad White Sox Stories Say So Much - Usually About The Cubs.
* Coffman: "It's a big week for mono."
* Cubs lead league in spring training attendance; White Sox are 21st.
* Coffman, SportsMonday: "This team won 95 games last year. It won 95 with its best hitter missing 60 and struggling with the after-effects of an injured shoulder for half of the rest of them. It won 95 with an absolute ace pitcher sidelined virtually throughout. There might be something I'm missing, but I don't think so."
* How To Make A Cactus-Grapefruit Marriage Work: A Coffman Family Rom-Com.
36:35: Bears Relatively Needless - Except The One Position They Refuse To Spend More Money On To Fix.
* Biggs: 10 Thoughts On The Bears.
* Adrian Amos, TCB.
* Bears will not throw money at the one position they most definitely need help at!
52:41: Trestman Train At Last Stop.
1:03:28: Blackhawks Dream Over.
1:04:07: Bulls Fantasy Beginning.
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1. From Tom Chambers:
Until the Bears can prove they can build a winner, they can't.
They had, like a bird flying into it, their window last year. I will bet either or both of you $50 that the Bears won't reach the Super Bowl with this team.
C'mon. Go to battle with a failure kicker? Classic Bears. Classic. Generations DNA Bears. I remember when their biggest weapon was their punter! There are hundreds more examples.
Sorry gents, this has been going on for decades. I'll believe it when I see it, simultaneously with their search for a KICKER!.
They make a 33-year old Twinkie last forever. They have 60+ years of ineptitude to overcome.
The Bears have done nothing but disappoint and taunt this city since the day I was born.
P.S. The punks didn't give Walter the ball.
2. From Andrea Kaspryk:
The American Alliance Football league may be a good place to possibly find a good, reliable kicker.
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Posted on Jun 26, 2020
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Posted on Jun 19, 2020
A moment when everything seems possible. Plus: MLB Draft's Dizzying Heights Of Hype; We Blame The (Lying) Owners; The Neverending Sammy Sosa Saga; and NBA & NHL Flux.Continue reading "The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #308: We're All NASCAR Now" »
Posted on Jun 12, 2020