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Cubs radicalized their MVP. Plus: The Ricketts' Very Bad Election Night; Kenny Williams Twists Knife In Back Of White Sox Fans; Blackhawks Blow Pathetic Chance To Make Playoffs; Don't Let The Upright Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out; and Tank Wank.
1:58: Blackhawks Blow Pathetic Chance To Make The Playoffs.
* Coffman: SportsMonday: Blackhawks + Bulls = Baseball.
20:00: Tank Wank.
23:18: Kenny Williams Twists The Knife In White Sox Fans' Backs.
33:36: Ricketts Family Had A Very Bad Election Night.
Remember that sports radio trash talk Cubs owner Tom Ricketts had for Wrigleyville Ald. Tom Tunney and how voters should get rid of him? Well, Tunney wins outright, too, dealing another PR plow to the Cubs as Mayor Rahm Emanuel was on hand to celebrate: https://t.co/gdsV006PaR— Bill Ruthhart (@BillRuthhart) February 27, 2019
39:16: The Cubs Radicalized Kris Bryant.
52:30: Bulls Unwatchable.
53:01: Loyola, DePaul Uninteresting Until Conference Tourneys.
55:05: Mayoral Race Roundtable!
* StarTribune: Chicago Mayoral Contender Got Start In St. Paul.
* Canton Repository: Massillon Native Lightfoot One Step Away From Becoming Chicago's Mayor.
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1. From Tom Chambers:
Maybe I was late to the pilots' bombing briefing, but I have never honestly heard this logic. These (fill in profanity here) owners have created a scenario where ANY eventuality is good!
If you win, great, you are successful.
If you lose - and the word tanking is never used by ANY team members and I'll bet organizational personnel are told not to - you are "rebuilding" and, lusting the superhuman players awaiting you at the end of the black rainbow, YOU are being successful. You've got fans CHEERING for their team to lose, and seeing it as a positive when they do!
What an absolute interplanetary quantum particle SCAM! Who invented that?! It's pure GENIUS!
Pre-, during, and post-playing career, Derek Jeter remains a jerk, calling his own fans stupid and informing them that no matter what happens they WILL enjoy it, at the same prices.
This is an extremely ballsy declaration of "We don't care, fans" about anything, or you. Go beef about it to Billy the Marlin, who's not allowed to talk. And enjoy the Miami-style food, even though you already live in Miami. Jeter had better be careful, or he's going to give tanking a bad name.
It's a COOKBOOK, Professor Chambers!
A way for the team to honor Black Hawk's legacy by ensuring a better future for his cultural heirs.Continue reading "A Blackhawks Proposal" »
Posted on Jul 11, 2020
Blackhawks management and their fans are laboring under a self-enhanced delusion. Just because you stole something a long time ago does not make it yours.Continue reading "Blackhawk's Life Mattered" »
Posted on Jul 9, 2020