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No more equivocation. Plus: Dennis Rodman Was Drunk All The Time; Worst World Series Ever; Joakim Knee-Ah; Taking The Blackhawks For Granted; Little Big Ten; and Cubs Prepare To Block Their Own Views.
* Base 23.
1:15: Rodman Was Drunk All The Time.
* The tyranny of the storyline.
* Michael Jordan was a bully.
* Rodman was a freak - of an athlete.
8:50: It's All Cutler's Fault.
* No more equivocation.
* Jay Cutler is a delusional liar.
* Blame Cutler, not Trestman.
* Trestman took the car keys away from Cutler.
* The Establishment.
* It's Cutler's sixth season with the Bears, and his eighth in the NFL.
* Jay will throw us the ball.
30:39: Worst World Series Ever.
* Bochy, Lincecum, Peavy.
39:39: Joakim Knee-ah.
* vs. Derrick Rose.
* Chicago Jo.
* Get Emilio.
* That's Coach pounding on the table.
51:23: Taking The Blackhawks For Granted.
* Antti Ranta!
55:04: Little Big Ten.
* And Kyle Orton!
* Illinois is irrelevant.
* NU has one young fan.
1:04:05: Cubs Prepare To Block Own Views.
* Crane Kenney.
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