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Meanwhile, Mad Joe Maddon is driving us mad. Plus: Bulls: We Stanks; Captain Kane; Ryan Pace Still Sucks; Last Year Was Supposed To Be Rock Bottom; Mike Trout, GOAT?; C'mon, Ricky, More Nicky!; and Schweinsteiger!
1:03: Bulls: We Stanks.
* We got cows.
* NBA draft details (it's in Brooklyn).
19:24: Captain Kane.
"Captain Patrick Kane scored two goals to lift the United States to a 3-2 win over the Czech Republic in the quarterfinals of the ice hockey world championship on Thursday while Canada beat Russia 5-4 in overtime," AP reports.
"Kane claimed the third-period winner to take the outright lead in the scoring table on 19 points, a U.S. record, with eight goals and 11 assists and set up a semifinal against defending champion Sweden or Latvia on Saturday."
24:12: Ryan Pace Still Sucks.
* And Jesus Christ, Chicago sports media, not every player in mini-camp is the next coming of . . . Jesus Christ!
35:08: Last Year Was Supposed To Be Rock Bottom.
* Wallenstein: "We hear how Ricky's Boys Don't Quit, but even quitters might have been able to eke a few more wins than these guys have at this juncture."
41:38: Mike Trout: GOAT?
43:55: C'mon, Ricky, More Nicky!
44:36: Much Ado About Machado.
* And other Cubs stuff.
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