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The Bears are ridiculous, and not in a Devin Hester kind of way. Plus: Blackhawks Playoff-Ready; Bulls Irrelevant; Solving Sammy Sosa; Maddon Wearing Thin; and Something About The Chicago Fire.
:30: An Incompetent, Money-Grubbing Shitshow.
* The cap.
* The cornerbacks.
* Markus Fucking Wheaton.
* Coffman defies!
* Hoyer, Barkley.
* Cutler, Glennon.
When the Bears beat out the Bears to sign Mike Glennon to bloated QB contract today don't fall for the okeydoke that NYJ were pushing them— Jason La Canfora (@JasonLaCanfora) March 9, 2017
* A bunch of guys.
* Rhodes: The wrong kind of coach, an inexperienced general manager, shitty owners and they raised ticket prices.
* The draft.
* Bernstein, Goff.
24:00: Blackhawks Playoff-Ready.
* What matters: seedings.
* What doesn't: home ice.
29:20: Bulls Irrelevant.
31:20: I Hate Northwestern.
* Some Illinois stuff too.
36:15: Solving Sammy Sosa.
* Both sides should come clean.
39:30: Joe Maddon Also Jesus Christ.
* But wants us to believe he never reads his contracts.
41:47: Please No More Bartman, We're Begging You.
* Send him a World Series ring and let the whole thing die.
43:30: So The Whole Bullpen Was Pissed At Maddon!
52:42: Hammel Time.
* Rhodes: Even though they won the World Series, I still want truth.
57:37: Something About The Chicago Fire.
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