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Super Tweets
The best non-football part of the game - better than the ads and the halftime show - starring MVP MLK.
I mean, this is just too perfect, to get us started:
OMG someone overlayed that ridiculous Dodge/MLK ad with what King actually said about capitalism and car commercials pic.twitter.com/9IB528mCyt
— Astead (@AsteadWesley) February 5, 2018
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Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies https://t.co/f0iE7ja9de
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 5, 2018
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We are excited to serve everyone biscuits tomorrow morning at our Philadelphia location but in order to do that it needs to be not burned down please
— Hardee's (@Hardees) February 5, 2018
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Can we all just remember tomorrow that white people are looting, destroying property and burning #Philadelphia to the goddamn ground over a footballl game...that they won?#SuperBowl
— *Booker T. Wash-N-Go (@ThatsSoTunde) February 5, 2018
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Oh shit Timberlake is performing with a hologram of PENCE
— David Brauer (@dbrauer) February 4, 2018
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The Prince tribute ... WOW. ☔️ pic.twitter.com/3LR8110dlc
— ESPN (@espn) February 5, 2018
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Next year's Super Bowl musical guest will be:
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) February 5, 2018
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CRIS COLLINSWORTH: The question is: Did the runner break the plane while maintaining possession of the football? I say no, Al
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) February 5, 2018
CASHIER: Sir this Hardees has been closed for an hour
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Back in 2015, ESPN ranked Doug Pederson as the worst coaching hire and Hue Jackson to the #Browns as the best.
— NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate) February 5, 2018
Pederson just won a Super Bowl and Jackson has a 1-31 record with Cleveland. pic.twitter.com/j9AhLoehDS
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Despite Philadelphia Eagles winning the #SuperBowl, several players have already indicated that they will not participate in the traditional White House visit, citing their opposition to President Donald Trump https://t.co/Z5SCfqwrPq
— CNN (@CNN) February 5, 2018
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