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"Mistwood Golf Club in Romeoville, fresh off of its $6 million dollar course renovation and development of the new Performance Center, has been garnering the national spotlight over the past year.
"If you are planning to attend the Chicago Golf Show this week (February 21-23) and would like to meet with and interview the staff from Mistwood, feel free to stop by booth No. 1512 and learn more about these awards and what is planned for the upcoming golf season."
*This post mistakenly confuses Morningwood with Bushwood, the country club in Caddyshack. We regret the idiocy.
Mistwood: Opened in Romeoville in 1998.
Morningwood: Opened on 656 screens in 1980.
Mistwood: $6 million renovation.
Morningwood: Grossed $39.8 domestic alone.
Mistwood: Illinois Women's Open.
Morningwood: Al Czervik vs. Judge Smales.
Mistwood: Executive Chef Jim Shamet.
Morningwood: Lacey Underall.
Mistwood: A 67-acre rock-wall lined lake.
Mistwood: Completely redesigned third hole with an island-feeling green.
Mistwood: Every bunker has been renovated with Waupaca Deep Face Bunker Sand, the best in the industry.
Morningwood: I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile.
Mistwood: Green surrounds have been enhanced for added shot choices.
Morningwood: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key . . .
Mistwood: Instructor Jim "Doc" Suttie.
Morningwood: Caddy scholarship.
Mistwood: A 5,000 square-foot performance center.
Morningwood: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
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Posted on Sep 17, 2018