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Lovie Smith vs. Lovie Howell.
Lovie Smith: Lost at sea on six-game schedule.
Lovie Howell: Lost at sea on seven-hour cruise.
Lovie Smith: Gets off the bus running.
Lovie Howell: Gets out of her limo shopping.
Lovie Smith: Every week is another horrible showing.
Lovie Howell: Every week is another horrible show.
Lovie Smith: A millionaire who is bad at his job.
Lovie Howell: A millionaire who has no job.
Lovie Smith: Fate depends on Virginia McCaskey.
Lovie Howell: Is same age as Virginia McCaskey.
Lovie Smith: Is in the same boat as Ron Turner, Jerry Angelo and Ted Phillips.
Lovie Howell: Was in the same boat as the professor, Ginger and Mary Ann.
Lovie Smith: Divorcing him would be costly.
Lovie Howell: Divorcing her would be costly.
Lovie Howell: Her crew couldn't fix a hole in a boat.
Lovie Smith: His running back can't find a hole in the line.
Lovie Smith: Clings stubbornly to outdated defensive scheme.
Lovie Howell: Clings stubbornly to outdated gowns.
Lovie Smith: Laconic style is grating.
Lovie Howell: Voice is grating.
Lovie Smith: Least liked cast member.
Lovie Howell: Least liked cast member.
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