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DALTON: The cooler, not the bouncer.
ANDY DALTON: Neither cool nor bouncy.
DALTON: Pain don't hurt.
ANDY DALTON: Owww!
DALTON: Studied philosophy.
ANDY DALTON: Should be more philosophical about the job he's about to lose to Justin Fields.
DALTON: Lives on a farm.
ANDY DALTON: Plays for a shitty team.
DALTON: Hooks up with Doc.
ANDY DALTON: Will spend a lot of time with team docs.
DALTON: Works at the Double Deuce.
ANDY DALTON: Works for a real douche.
DALTON: Killed a man in Memphis.
ANDY DALTON: Will get killed behind this offensive line.
DALTON: Best friend is Wade Garrett.
ANDY DALTON: Not as good as Wade Wilson.
DALTON: Dates Elizabeth Clay.
ANDY DALTON: Feet of clay.
DALTON: Shops at Red's Auto Parts.
ANDY DALTON: Sucks in the red zone.
DALTON: Killed a man in self-defense.
ANDY DALTON: Killed a WR by inability to read defense.
DALTON: Made an enemy of Brad Wesley.
ANDY DALTON: Not as good as Brad Johnson.
DALTON: Knows Tai Chi.
ANDY DALTON: Not long for Chi Town.
DALTON: Take out the trash.
ANDY DALTON: Is the trash.
DALTON: Has a high tolerance for the fragrance of nature.
ANDY DALTON: Stinks.
DALTON: Is the best in his trade.
ANDY DALTON: Won't fetch much in a trade.
DALTON: Friends with Jeff Healey.
ANDY DALTON: Plays like he's blind.
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Posted on Oct 11, 2021