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He's Jay Cutler

Originally posted on November 23, 2009.

This list just keeps getting lamer.

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LYRICS:

Let's start it with Sid Luckman
Ending with Kyle Orton
This list of QBs who played for Chicago
Tomczak and Harbaugh
Both scared of Ditka
Lil Cutie Doug Flutie
Will Furrer Der Fuhrer
Brian Griese, Avellini
and Greg Landry

Kordell Stewart, Vince Evans
Willie Throwers a Legend
Three quarterbacks, Our only blacks, our only blacks

Now we've got Jay Cutler
Yes we've got Jay Cutler
But he's just like all the other
Bear quarterbacks who play like crap

We once had Bobby Douglass
He could throw a football
right through a brick wall but no one could catch it
Rex Grossman pathetic
And Huff you sucked
Peter Tom Willis
Rusty Lisch & Steve Fuller
Cade McNown and Jim Miller
Steve Walsh and Erik Kramer
This list keeps getter lamer
Krenzel and Dave Kreig
Bratkowski and Billy Wade
Happy Hank and Jonathan Quinn
Shane Matthews, Hutchinson

Moses Moreno, God, these QBs blow

Now we've got Jay Cutler
But he's like the other
Bear quarterbacks
throws more interceptions than touchdown receptions
No punky QB, no playoffs, no playoffs
Lovie Smith should be fired
No Super Bowl, shut his piehole, shut his piehole

He's Jay Cutler, he's Jay Cutler
Just like the other Bear quarterbacks
Who play like crap
He sure plays like crap
God, does he suck
This whole team sucks
Weren't they supposed to be better than this?
What's up with this?
God! Pathetic . . .

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Comments welcome.

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* 100 Seasons in the Sun
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* We Can't Wait 100 Years
* Dusty Must Get Fired
* Let's Call The Crosstown Off!
* Louuuuu!
* Ode to Ozzie
* The 12 Days of Cubness
* The Hester Man Can!
* I'm Sammy
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