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Devin Hester's Other Ridiculous Ways

By The Beachwood Ridiculous Affairs Desk

1. He will only eat cheeseburgers plain without ketchup or mustard.

2. He refuses to use unleaded gas.

3. He has a fear of remote controls.

4. He's allergic to argyle.

5. He can't jump rope.

6. He owns the import of Olivia Newton-John's Greatest Hits, Vol. 3.

7. He's Mormon.

8. He's never seen an episode of M*A*S*H.

9. His best friend is Robbie Gould.

10. He believes you should put your money in bonds right now.