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Just so you won't get confused:
Cubs: Cursed by a goat.
Hawks: Cursed by a ghost.
Cubs: Star player gets paid to hop in the outfield.
Hawks: Star player hops out of cabs without paying.
Cubs: Big Z missing frontal lobe.
Hawks: Duncan Keith missing bottom row.
Cubs: Drop balls to end games.
Hawks: Pucks drop to start games.
Cubs: Decades of games on TV have caused misery and heartache.
Hawks: Decades of games not on TV have caused misery and heartache.
Cubs: Kosuke Fukudome.
Hawks: Dusty Byfuglien.
Cubs: Lou Piniella's gut has taken on a life of its own.
Hawks: Joel Quenneville's mustache has taken on a life of its own.
Hawks: Antti Niemi.
Cubs: Mascot conquered by man.
Hawks: Mascot conquered by white man.
Cubs: Getting a new Toyota sign.
Hawks: Getting new trophy.
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