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Cubs vs. Hawks

"Cubs cede radio time to Hawks."

Just so you won't get confused:

Cubs: Cursed by a goat.
Hawks: Cursed by a ghost.

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Cubs: Star player gets paid to hop in the outfield.
Hawks: Star player hops out of cabs without paying.

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Cubs: Big Z missing frontal lobe.
Hawks: Duncan Keith missing bottom row.

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Cubs: Drop balls to end games.
Hawks: Pucks drop to start games.

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Cubs: Decades of games on TV have caused misery and heartache.
Hawks: Decades of games not on TV have caused misery and heartache.

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Cubs: Z.
Hawks: Q.

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Cubs: Kosuke Fukudome.
Hawks: Dusty Byfuglien.

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Cubs: Lou Piniella's gut has taken on a life of its own.
Hawks: Joel Quenneville's mustache has taken on a life of its own.

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Cubs: Anti-winning.
Hawks: Antti Niemi.

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Cubs: Mascot conquered by man.
Hawks: Mascot conquered by white man.

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Cubs: Getting a new Toyota sign.
Hawks: Getting new trophy.

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