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Joe Ricketts, Racist

Every suspicion we've ever had about the Cubs patriarch has been confirmed - as if we needed it to be - by his own words. And the rest of the family ain't that swell, either, what with Todd Trump, Death Penalty Pete and Anyone But Tunney Tom. Even Laura stinks.

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