Sports

Calendar Bears

By Green Bay Bill

A 2009 version of this Beachwood classic.

Green Bay, you're gonna eat some cheese
Pittsburgh, you lose the second game with ease
Seattle, you and Holmgren are both history
Detroit, congratulations now you're one and three

Yeah, yeah, now the season's unfurled
There won't be any playoffs now in the Bears World
No way, any day this year

Atlanta Falcons are gonna fly
Cincinnati, Ocho-Cinco says goodbye
Cleveland, Erie not to be in the Dawg Pound
Arizona, Another loss before the sun goes down

Yeah, yeah, now the season's unfurled
There won't be any playoffs now in the Bears World
No way, any day this year

I'm lovin' lovin' how the season's unfurled
They'll be no playoffs now boys and girls
I'm lovin' lovin' how the season's unfurled
There'll be no playoffs now in the Bear's World

49'ers, Singletary wore 50
Eagles, Michael Vick says the Bears have fleas
Minnesota, 10 and 22 versus Brett
St. Louis, the Rams and Ewe, as bad as it gets

Yeah, yeah, now the season's unfurled
There won't be any playoffs now in the Bears World
No way, any day this year

Packers, gonna beat you without number 4
Ravens, Ray Lewis says never in Baltimore,
Vikings, three days after Christmas Brett has fun
Lions, Happy New Year to everyone

Lovie, Lovie, now the season is done
There'll be no Bear playoffs for anyone
Up in Green Bay we're having some fun
Yah hey der, great to be in Wisconsin