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I'm lovin' lovin' how the schedule's unfurled
No Super Bowl now boys and girls
I'm lovin' lovin' how the schedules unfurled
No more Super Bowls in the Bears' world

San Diego, lose your first game out west
Kansas City, home but your team's a mess
Dallas, Prime Time Sunday 7:15
Detroit, thank God the Lions, now you're 1-3

Calendar Bears

Yeah, yeah, the schedule's unfurled
There won't be any Super Bowl now boys and girls
No way, any day, this year

Green Bay, stuff some cheese and brats down your throat
Minnesota, lose this one could this be all she wrote
Philly, like the Eagles you're already gone
Detroit, nice to have a team you can beat up on

Yeah, yeah, the schedule's unfurled
There won't be any Super Bowl now boys and girls
No way, any day, this year

I'm lovin' lovin' how the schedule's unfurled
No Super Bowl now boys and girls
I'm lovin' lovin' how the schedule's unfurled
No more Super Bowls in the Bears' world

You're two and six at the bye
No Jones or Rivera could be why
Only eight more games to play
Tank'll be out on parole some day

Yeah, yeah, the schedule's unfurled
There won't be any Super Bowl now boys and girls
No way, any day, this year

Oakland, start the second half out right
Seattle, Holmgren's got his revenge in sight
Denver, late November baby in the snow
Giants, Eli's coming to Chicago

Yeah, yeah, the schedule's unfurled
There won't be any Super Bowl now boys and girls
No way, any day this year

Washington, in the capitol they'll be taking scalps
Minnesota, bring your skis over for the Alps
Green Bay, two days before Christmas, what a shame
New Orleans, now it's payback for that championship game

Yeah, yeah, now the season is done
There won't be a Super Bowl for Chicagoans
No way, any day, this year

I'm lovin' lovin' how the season's unfurled
No Super Bowl now boys and girls
I'm lovin' lovin' how the season's unfurled
No more Super Bowls in the Bears' world

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