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Name Dan Bernstein's New Partner!

It's too late now, but Beachwood Labs was working on a list of potential new partners for Score sports talker Dan Bernstein that we still like better than, respectfully, Jason Goff.

To wit:

* Woodward & Bernstein.

Now with twice as many anonymous sources!

* Springsteen & Bernstein.

Featuring "Who Ya Crappin' About The Workman's Comp Provision In The New Collective Bargaining Agreement?!" every Thursday.

* Billy & Bernstein.

Sponsored by the WWE and InfoWars.

* North & Bernstein.

A concession to the Trump era.

* Burke & Bernstein.

Ald. Ed Burke opens each show with a disquisition of Chicago sports in the 1800s to distract you while his law firm screws the taxpayers.

* Beavis & Bernstein.

Now with more TP for your bunghole.

* Elia & Bernstein.

"Everyone else is working, you guys without jobs are calling a radio show!"

* Bubba & Bernstein.

A bored Bill Clinton finds a third act.

* Bernstein & Bernstein.

Ego big enough to fill both co-hosting roles.

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