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Fantasy Fix: Tight Ends Are Your Friends

By Dan O'Shea
Current - but not former - Bears excepted.

Posted on August 31, 2011

The College Football Report: Bring On The Skillets, Barrels And War Axes!

By Mike Luce
Time-honored traditions vs. PR schemes.

Posted on August 31, 2011

Why The Bears Won't Be A Playoff Team

By The Beachwood Bears Bureau
Nightmarish scenario?

Posted on August 30, 2011

SportsMonday: Cutler's Biggest Obstacle Is His Own Team

By Jim Coffman
Overcoming the offensive line and the offensive receiving corps.

Posted on August 29, 2011

Waiting For Super GM

By Marty Gangler
A fantasy fulfilled.

Posted on August 29, 2011

The South Side Knights

By Roger Wallenstein
Prospects vs. acquisitions.

Posted on August 29, 2011

The College Football Report: Postseason Predictions From A Free Range Chicken As Well As Some Non-Fowl Pundits

By Mike Luce
Involving a Chinese calendar, Kellogg's Cornflakes and a University of Delaware tube sock.

Posted on August 26, 2011

TrackNotes: Holy Day

By Thomas Chambers
The Breeders' Cup is a fine day of racing, but it's not a whole season.

Posted on August 26, 2011

Carl's Cubs Mailbag: Hendry Signs Donovan McNabb

By Carl Mohrbacher
Spends $145 of his $200 fantasy football budget on the aging QB.

Posted on August 25, 2011

ESPN Chicago's Bruce Levine Doesn't Care If Starlin Castro Faces The Outfield While Pitches Are Thrown, And Other Kubs Kulture Lunacies

By Steve Rhodes
Kubs Kulture extends to the media.

Posted on August 24, 2011

Fantasy Fix: WRs Go Deep

By Dan O'Shea
But not deep enough to include a Bear.

Posted on August 24, 2011

The College Football Report: Rainbow Warriors, Lonesome Polecats and Carl Spackler

By Mike Luce
"Throw passes at will, put the football on display, give the fans something to cheer about, and have fun doing it."

Posted on August 23, 2011

Starlin's Statue

By Steve Rhodes
An instant Cubs classic.

Posted on August 22, 2011

SportsMonday: Starlin Castro Still Standing At Wrigley Eating Sunflower Seeds

By Steve Rhodes
But he's not the only one who isn't paying attention.

Posted on August 22, 2011

Brought To You By The DH

By Roger Wallenstein
Jim Thome, Frank Thomas, Harold Baines and Adam Dunn.

Posted on August 21, 2011

The College Football Report: Mormonism, The HAL 9000 And Endless Strains Of Rocky Top

By Mike Luce
Wild as a mink but sweet as soda pop. Hypothetically.

Posted on August 19, 2011

Carl's Cubs Mailbag: Tom Sizemore Edition

By Carl Mohrbacher
You'll be partying in a gas station before you know what hit you.

Posted on August 18, 2011

Fantasy Fix: Leader Of The Pack . . . And 19 Other QBs Worth Drafting

By Dan O'Shea
Something has changed with Jay Cutler.

Posted on August 17, 2011

The College Football Report: About Those Other Teams Receiving Votes

By Mike Luce
We're all about the little guys - even those with criminal records.

Posted on August 16, 2011

Backup Bears Better Than Backup Bills

By Jim Coffman
The secret to preseason football success: Keep your first-string offensive line out there longer than the other team's first-string defense. That was the key element during the Bears' lone touchdown drive on their way to a 10-3 victory over the...

Posted on August 15, 2011

Jesus At The Ballpark

By Roger Wallenstein
A match-up I'd like to see.

Posted on August 15, 2011

Big Z Envy

By Marty Gangler
What Cubs fan wouldn't like to clean out his locker and bail?

Posted on August 15, 2011

Handicapping The Arlington Million

By The TrackNotes Aggregation Desk
The favorite trifecta is clear.

Posted on August 12, 2011

Carl's Cubs Mailbag: AHHHHH-YAHH-YAHHH!

By Carl Mohrbacher
Long season.

Posted on August 11, 2011

Fantasy Fix: The Top 20 RBs

By Dan O'Shea
Free agent frenzy.

Posted on August 10, 2011

Mini-Ditka At Bears Training Camp With His Mini Sweater Vest

Uploaded to YouTube by soukup85
Mini-mustache, too.

Posted on August 9, 2011

SportsMonday: How Devin Hester Can Be Even More Ridiculous

By Jim Coffman
It's obvious.

Posted on August 8, 2011

Are South Side Fans Pathetic?

By Roger Wallenstein
Let's just say "discerning."

Posted on August 8, 2011

On The North Side, Even Winning Is Losing

By Marty Gangler
Going 6-1 proves the Cubs are the worst team in baseball.

Posted on August 8, 2011

Why The Cubs Stood Pat At The Trade Deadline

By Steve Rhodes
Each Cub turned out to be indispensable in his own way.

Posted on August 5, 2011

Carl's Cubs Mailbag: You Have Herpes

By Carl Mohrbacher
Bring me the head of the Chicago Sting mascot.

Posted on August 4, 2011

Fantasy Fix: Pigskin Primer

By Dan O'Shea
The mighty, including Peyton Manning, are falling.

Posted on August 3, 2011

SportsMonday: Spencer For Kreutz Is Offensive

By Jim Coffman
A mediocre career in Seattle led to Spencer's release, so he'll fit right in.

Posted on August 1, 2011

Spoiler Alert

By Marty Gangler
Whoever has the most games left against the Cubs will win the division.

Posted on August 1, 2011

Exit Edwin, Enter Alejandro

By Roger Wallenstein
The second coming of Julio (Juice) Cruz?

Posted on August 1, 2011

MUSIC - The Weekend In Chicago Rock.
TV - Time For Royal Scroungers To Earn Their Keep.
POLITICS - More College Aid Going To The Rich.
SPORTS - Bears At Peak McCaskey.

BOOKS - Before Breitbart.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicagoetry: New Fucking Frying Pan.


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