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The Revenge of Patrick Sharp

By The Beachwood Blackhawks Bureau
MVP was left off All-Star ballot.

Posted on January 31, 2011

SportsMonday: All-Star Agitation

By Jim Coffman
One of the teams beat the other 11-10. No thank you.

Posted on January 31, 2011

Area Man: Chicago Post Office Destroyed His Green Bay Tourism Mag

By Area Man
Or maybe it's just another Chicago Coincidence.

Posted on January 27, 2011

Fantasy Fix: Hoops Pick-Ups, First Basemen and Jay Cutler

By Dan O'Shea
NBA doldrums, MLB hope, NFL mope.

Posted on January 26, 2011

Lay Down, Chicago Bears

By bigjoe2550
No longer the pride of Illinois.

Posted on January 26, 2011

A Cutler Compendium Including His Post-Game Dinner With Kristin Cavallari And The Inevitable Hitler Video

By The Beachwood Injury Investigation Unit
It's gonna be a long offseason.

Posted on January 25, 2011

Luck Runs Out On Classless Bears

By Steve Rhodes
A team lead by a sullen quarterback and a prick of a middle linebacker isn't worth rooting for.

Posted on January 24, 2011

SportsMonday: Lovie Blows It

By Jim Coffman
Caleb Hanie may not practice well, but Todd Collins doesn't play well.

Posted on January 24, 2011

The View From Packerland

Bearly.

Posted on January 24, 2011

Packers Fans Undeterred By Stupid Cheesehead Jokes

Will wear funny hats all the way to the Super Bowl.

Posted on January 24, 2011

Royko: Packers Are America's Team

November 11, 1995
He was a fan.

Posted on January 24, 2011

Soon-To-Be-Forgotten American Idol Plays Worse Than Todd Collins

Lee DeWyze heading to Disneyland.

Posted on January 24, 2011

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Blue Balls, Orange Chicken

By Andrew Golden and Carl Mohrbacher
SportsCenter has fondled Aaron Rodgers so much he has blue balls.

Posted on January 21, 2011

TrackNotes: To Paraphrase George Costanza, If Zenyatta Fans Want To Believe Their Horse Really Won, Then It Isn't A Lie

By Thomas Chambers
I think I saw what I saw. I sure hope nobody comes around to take away from me the $12.40/4.40/3.80 Blame paid me that memorable evening.

Posted on January 21, 2011

Limited Edition Smack Da Pack T-Shirts

By Beachwood Novelties
Made for the NFC Championship game but good for the duration.

Posted on January 20, 2011

Czar of the Playbook Playoff Preview: Packers at Bears

By Emory Hunt/The Czar of the Playbook
Zone blitz will kill the Bears' offense, but if Cutler protects the football the defense and special teams will squeeze out a win.

Posted on January 19, 2011

The Cheeseheadquarters of Chicago

By The Beachwood Enemy Territory Affairs Desk
Where the Moose Knuckles are lean and the cheese curds are beer-battered.

Posted on January 18, 2011

Fantasy Fix: Hoops at the Half

By Dan O'Shea
Derrick Rose and MLK.

Posted on January 18, 2011

SportsMonday: Cutlery

By Jim Coffman
Reality trumps image.

Posted on January 17, 2011

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Key Matchups Only Found Here

By Andrew Golden and Carl Mohrbacher
The Seahawks are what we call a "practice girl."

Posted on January 14, 2011

Czar of the Playbook Playoff Preview: Seahawks at Bears

By Emory Hunt/The Czar of the Playbook
Make Hasselbeck move. Or else.

Posted on January 13, 2011

Fantasy Fix: Baseball on the Brain

By Dan O'Shea
Hot stove impact.

Posted on January 12, 2011

SportsMonday: The Luckiest Season Ever Goes To The Next Level

By Jim Coffman
Here come the 8-9 Seahawks!

Posted on January 10, 2011

TrackNotes: Cool Hand Zenyatta

By Thomas Chambers
Is not the Horse of the Year.

Posted on January 7, 2011

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Bears vs. Atrophy

By Andrew Golden and Carl Mohrbacher
Then, bring on the Iggles.

Posted on January 7, 2011

Czar of the Playbook Playoff Preview: Packers at Eagles

By Emory Hunt/The Czar of the Playbook
Keep the backdoor closed, Packers.

Posted on January 6, 2011

Fantasy Fix: INJ In The NBA

By Dan O'Shea
Injured players to keep and to cut.

Posted on January 5, 2011

Replacing Ronnie

By The Beachwood Job Search Affairs Desk
The Beachwood has learned who is being considered.

Posted on January 4, 2011

SportsMonday: Stout Bears No Milli Vanilli

By Steve Rhodes
But offensive line still looks like it's faking it.

Posted on January 3, 2011

The College Football Report: Sheldon The College Football Head Coach Serial Killer Strikes Even Amidst Legitimately Intriguing Bowls Season

By Mike Luce
College football is a crazy business.

Posted on January 1, 2011

MUSIC - The Weekend In Chicago Rock.
TV - Cricket vs. Brexit.
POLITICS - An Odd Call From Bermuda.
SPORTS - All Is Not Forgiven, Bears.

BOOKS - Turning Points Of The Civil War.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Baxter's IV Bag Shortages.


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