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99 Years of Cub Losses
The 1908 Song
Blame It On Bartman
We Can't Wait 100 Years
Dusty Must Get Fired
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100 Seasons in the Sun
Eddie Elia
We Can't Wait 100 Years
Let's Call The Crosstown Off!
Louuuuu!
Ode to Ozzie
Dusty Must Get Fired
The 12 Days of Cubness
The Hester Man Can!
I'm Sammy
Calendar Bears

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The 35th Street Review
Swings Both Ways
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Grochowski
Baseball Think Factory
Bats
Cool Standings
Lester Munson
Daily Racing Form
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Heave The Hawk Fangraphs

T-Ball Journal
Big game, tiny players.

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Fantasy Fix: QB Surprises

Tyler Thigpen vs. Tom Brady.

Posted on September 30, 2009

The College Football Report

The end of the creampuff season is always bittersweet.

Posted on September 29, 2009

Ofman: Are The Bears Who We Think They Are?

The Mona Lisa wasn't pretty either.

Posted on September 29, 2009

The White Sox Report

Team of Destiny!

Posted on September 28, 2009

The Cub Factor

Uncle Lou's New Year wishes.

Posted on September 28, 2009

TrackNotes

Some of the tracks that have installed artificial racing surfaces acted in a capricious, ill-informed manner. Discuss.

Posted on September 25, 2009

Ofman: Dis and Dat, Dem and Dose

Dis Kenny Williams. Dat Milton Bradley. Dem Cubs. Dose Michael Jordan hatas.

Posted on September 25, 2009

The College Football Report

Keeping giddy 20-somethings focused on the task at hand may be the least-discussed aspect of coaching.

Posted on September 24, 2009

Hawks Lose Heart

A team leader who plays the fourth line is lost to surgery.

Posted on September 23, 2009

Fantasy Fix

What to do with Matt Forte and the rest of your backfield. Plus, the baseball playoff push.

Posted on September 23, 2009

The College Football Report

Opinions vary. Shit happens. There's always barber college.

Posted on September 22, 2009

The Cub Factor

How Milton Bradley will spend his suspension.

Posted on September 22, 2009

Hendry's Folly

Milton Bradley? Sorry, Attila the Hun wasn't available.

Posted on September 22, 2009

SportsMonday

By Jim Coffman
The Bears stole a game that the Steelers controlled for just about 45 of its 60 minutes.

Posted on September 21, 2009

The White Sox Report

Playing the what if game to get to the end.

Posted on September 20, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Lovie Smith develops a third expression.

Posted on September 18, 2009

TrackNotes: Fake Plastic Dirt

A horseplop of contradiction.

Posted on September 18, 2009

Over/Under

Meet new NFL czars Kanye West, Serena Williams, Richard Daley, Barack Obama, Kim Jong-il, Drew Peterson, Joe Wilson and Jimmy Carter.

Posted on September 17, 2009

The College Football Report

Buying the hook, fish heads and road teams.

Posted on September 17, 2009

Zambrano: Ace or Ass?

By George Ofman
Like it or not, he'll be back.

Posted on September 17, 2009

Jerry Krause Was Right

Organizations win championships.

Posted on September 16, 2009

Fantasy Fix

Should you dump Jay Cutler?

Posted on September 16, 2009

The College Football Report

After Week Two, the combined records of the SI Four are: 5-2 (straight up) and 2-5 (against the spread). Worth noting.

Posted on September 15, 2009

The Bears In A Body Bag

The Bears went to Green Bay healthy and came bag in a body bag.

Posted on September 15, 2009

The White Sox Report

Inventing fantasy bad baseball, starring the Good (Bad) Guys.

Posted on September 15, 2009

SportsMonday

It wasn't quite as simple as saying the Bears receivers sucked. But it was almost that simple.

Posted on September 14, 2009

The Cub Factor

Mount Lou is no longer a threat to anyone and now should be referred to as Prairie Lou.

Posted on September 14, 2009

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

Only these extraordinary circumstances will keep the Bears out of the Super Bowl.

Posted on September 11, 2009

College Football Report

Just so we're clear on the algebra here.

Posted on September 11, 2009

Calendar Bears

Packers, you're gonna east some cheese. Pittsburgh, you lose the second game with ease.

Posted on September 11, 2009

TrackNotes: She's The One

This moment in history reduced to a TV niche.

Posted on September 11, 2009

The Treasure of Michael Jordan

He was a meal ticket, and then some.

Posted on September 11, 2009

Another Super Bowl Shuffle

Chapter Two.

Posted on September 11, 2009

Over/Under

How the 2009 Bears are like the 2016 Olympics.

Posted on September 10, 2009

Sports Wednesday

The Bears and the Chicago Park District have embarrassed themselves yet again by failing to field a field even close to NFL standards.

Posted on September 9, 2009

Fantasy Fix

What to do about Devin Hester and Juan Uribe.

Posted on September 9, 2009

The Bears: Worse Than You Think

Defense still wins Super Bowls, and that's bad news for the Bears.

Posted on September 9, 2009

The White Sox Report

Feels like 1998. And 2001. And 2002.

Posted on September 8, 2009

The Cub Factor

Calling out The Great Pretenders.

Posted on September 7, 2009

Crosstown Clunker

What a waste of a city rivalry.

Posted on September 3, 2009

Let's Play None

It's a make-up game but we need to make up some more excuses not to play.

Posted on September 2, 2009

U.S. Open Fever

No two weeks on my sports calendar are more alluring, invigorating, and thoroughly entertaining.

Posted on September 1, 2009

MUSIC - The Weekend In Chicago Rock.
TV - Time For Royal Scroungers To Earn Their Keep.
POLITICS - More College Aid Going To The Rich.
SPORTS - Bears At Peak McCaskey.

BOOKS - Before Breitbart.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Chicagoetry: New Fucking Frying Pan.


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