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Exclusive! Rahm's Secret Plan To Save The Obama Library

* Rename the U of C "Columbia University."

* Shift bid to Columbia College and hope for confusion.

* Ply selection committee with Bruce Rauner's wine.

* Sorry, Lucas, we need that lakefront site back!

* Obama High School is back on!

* Enlarge the gift shop.

* New location: Obama Pier!

* Take care of Barack's parking tickets.

* Add an ESPN Zone to the mix.

* Get Barack his old law instructor job back.

* Send dead fish to selection committee.

* Rename Washington Park after a president who got stuff done, and who maybe is black.

* Subvert the public process to make sure city elites get what they want regardless of anybody else's interests. Even more.


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Posted on January 15, 2015

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