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Rahm's Next JobGiven that he's on the verge of being unemployed, we've got some suggestions for his next gig. * Fishmonger. * Arby's. He's a legacy. * Uber driver. They seem to like creepy characters. * Next Celebrity Apprentice host. So he can fire people every week. * Emo band leader. Alienated white guy from the suburbs - perfect! * Host of Meet The Press. Where, for the first time, he will actually meet the press. * Ditch digger. Because he'd probably get some sort of twisted glee out of it. * Speed camera lens polisher. Because he'd probably get some sort of twisted glee out of it. * Divvy tire inflator. He's used to inflating things - stats, his ego, his accomplishments . . . * Reality show star. "Follow one man's journey In Search of Chicago's Infrastructure Trust!" * Information broker. He's got all your data via Ventra. * Head groundskeeper, Obama Library. * Contestant, Tiny Dancing With The Stars. * Taylor Swift's boyfriend. Then she can write "Meaner." * Insult comic. He's halfway there. The first half. * Craps dealer. Tons of experience. - Tom Chambers, Tim Willette, Mike Luce, Nick Shreders, Steve Rhodes - 1. From Ed Hammer: * Greeter at Walmart. He can use the same "people person" skills he used as an investment banker at Wasserstein Perella. * CPS primary teacher. Payback time. Posted on February 27, 2015 |
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