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Pizzeria UNO vs. UNO Schools

UNO Schools: Built from clout.
Pizzeria UNO: Built from scratch.

Pizzeria UNO: Serves patrons.
UNO Schools: Hires relatives of patrons.

Pizzeria UNO: Comes with extra cheese.
UNO Schools: Comes with extra bullshit.

Pizzeria UNO: Deep dish.
UNO Schools: Deep throat.

Pizzeria UNO: Gratuity included.
UNO Schools: Favors noted.

Pizzeria UNO: All about patrons.
UNO Schools: All about patronage.

Pizzeria UNO: Comes veggie style.
UNO Schools: Comes with learning gardens.

Pizzeria UNO: Soft crust.
UNO Schools: Upper crust.

UNO Schools: Serve pizzaburgers.
Pizzeria UNO: Serves pizza and burgers.

Pizzeria UNO: Expansion must pass zoning requirements.
UNO Schools: Expansion must pass House.

Pizzeria UNO: Must pass health inspection.
UNO Schools: Must pass inspector general.

Pizzeria UNO: Family-run business.
UNO Schools: Family-run business.

Pizzeria UNO: Bad Yelp reviews inevitable.
UNO Schools: Indictments inevitable.

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Posted on May 1, 2013


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