Paging Client 10

"Please oh please, scandal gods, let 'Client 10' be someone famous and in need of a take-down.

"Client 10 is Chicago's own link to the Eliot Spitzer debacle. Turns out someone wanted to transport prostitute "Chrissy" from LA to Chicago, and he paid for her ticket and everything. (A flight from LAX to O'Hare for $482.98. Not a great price. That's what you get for using Orbitz instead of Kayak, Client 10.)

"So far, no one knows if Chrissy actually made the trip, but if she did, then our Client 10 violated the Mann Act. Among other things."
- Chicagoist's Margaret Lyons

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"Clients 10 through 20 may now board."

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"If you are traveling with men acting like small children, you may now board."

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"Client 10 please pick up the white courtesy whore."

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United introduces The Emperor's Club: We know why you fly.

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You've just won the Super Bowl . . .

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Must . . . resist . . . such . . . speculation.

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Must . . . encourage . . . such . . . speculation.

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Client 10's lawyer reportedly charges up 50,000 hooker-earned frequent flier miles per hour.

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Recently purchased by Client 10.

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Customers who viewed that item also viewed this one. Just sayin'.

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I deal in human fulfillment.

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How did that get in there? That's not mine!

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Client 10 From Outer Space.

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