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Oprah vs. Obama

By The Beachwood Oprah Affairs Desk

Oprah: Self-involved narcissist whose cult-like followers think she is divine.
Obama: Self-involved narcissist whose cult-like followers think he is divine.

Oprah: Chicago institution who never challenges Chicago institutions.
Obama: Chicago institution who never challenges Chicago institutions.

Oprah: Gives away cars to audience members.
Obama: Used car salesman.

Oprah: Writes best-sellers full of pablum and nostrum.
Obama: Writes best-sellers full of pablum and nostrum.

Oprah: Features James Frey and his wildly exaggerated and fictionalized memoir.
Obama: Writes a wildly exaggerated and fictionalized memoir.

Oprah: Decries the celebrity culture she profits from.
Obama: Decries the celebrity culture he profits from.

Oprah: Obsessed about her weight.
Obama: Anorexic.

Oprah: Stinky and snorey.
Obama: Stinky and snorey.

Oprah: In favor of ethanol subsidies.
Obama: In favor of ethanol subsidies.

Oprah: A knack for befriending the right people at the right time.
Obama: Ditto.

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Posted on December 11, 2007

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