McCain vs. McRib

An epic battle.

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McCain: Tougher than crap
McRib: Crap

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McCain: McCrazy
McRib: McCrazy to eat

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McCain: Five years of captivity
McRib: Five years of inventory

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McRib: On special for $1.99
McCain: Ideas worth $1.99

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McCain: Willing to say in Iraq for 100 years
McRib: Shelf-life of 100 years

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McCain: Bones broken in captivity
McRib: Bones removed in laboratory

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McCain: Victim of whisper campaign
McRib: Beneficiary of viral marketing campaign

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McCain: Stages barbecue for gullible reporters
McRib: Poses as barbecue for gullible diners

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McCain: Mysterious relationship with female lobbyist
McRib: Mysterious relationship with meat

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McRib: Limited time only
McCain: Limited time left

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McCain: Claims to oppose pork
McRib: Claims to be pork

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McCain: Accompanied by totally hot MILF
McRib: Accompanied by fries and Coke

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McCain: Maverick politician
McRib: Maverick burger

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- Tim Willette, Eric Emery, Rick Kaempfer, Marty Gangler, Steve Rhodes