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McCain for McPresident
By The Beachwood McRepublican Affairs DeskA Beachwood investigation has learned that the following slogans and talking points are under consideration for the remainder of John McCain's presidential campaign.
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1. One-term president, two-term Wal-Mart greeter.
2. McCain: Now with less POW angst.
3. War, not platitudes.
4. McCain for McPresident. McNow.
5. 99 billion creepy smiles served.
6. I did not have Senatorial relations with my girlfriend.
7. If the Straight Talk Express is rockin', don't come knockin'.
8. Added bonus: Mrs. McCain 200% more MILF-y
9. No, we McCan't.
10. I still believe in a place called the Panama Canal Zone.
11. I'm only a McRepublican, not a real one.
12. Under my administration, lobbying will become a dirty word.
13. Who are you gonna believe, the New York Times or your lyin' eyes?
14. The other guy is black!
15. Give McWar a chance.
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- Eric Emery, Tim Willette, Steve Rhodes
Posted on February 25, 2008
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