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McCain for McPresident
A Beachwood investigation has learned that the following slogans and talking points are under consideration for the remainder of John McCain's presidential campaign.
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1. One-term president, two-term Wal-Mart greeter.
2. McCain: Now with less POW angst.
3. War, not platitudes.
4. McCain for McPresident. McNow.
5. 99 billion creepy smiles served.
6. I did not have Senatorial relations with my girlfriend.
7. If the Straight Talk Express is rockin', don't come knockin'.
8. Added bonus: Mrs. McCain 200% more MILF-y
9. No, we McCan't.
10. I still believe in a place called the Panama Canal Zone.
11. I'm only a McRepublican, not a real one.
12. Under my administration, lobbying will become a dirty word.
13. Who are you gonna believe, the New York Times or your lyin' eyes?
14. The other guy is black!
15. Give McWar a chance.
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- Eric Emery, Tim Willette, Steve Rhodes
Posted on February 25, 2008
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