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McCain for McPresidentA Beachwood investigation has learned that the following slogans and talking points are under consideration for the remainder of John McCain's presidential campaign. * 1. One-term president, two-term Wal-Mart greeter. 2. McCain: Now with less POW angst. 4. McCain for McPresident. McNow. 5. 99 billion creepy smiles served. 6. I did not have Senatorial relations with my girlfriend. 7. If the Straight Talk Express is rockin', don't come knockin'. 8. Added bonus: Mrs. McCain 200% more MILF-y 9. No, we McCan't. 10. I still believe in a place called the Panama Canal Zone. 11. I'm only a McRepublican, not a real one. 12. Under my administration, lobbying will become a dirty word. 13. Who are you gonna believe, the New York Times or your lyin' eyes? 14. The other guy is black! 15. Give McWar a chance. * - Eric Emery, Tim Willette, Steve Rhodes
Posted on February 25, 2008 |
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