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Inside The Blago Jury

What they've really been doing all this time.

* Arguing about the finale of Lost.

* Leash training the courtroom cat.

* Waiting for Paul the World Cup octopus to quit dicking around on Priceline.com for a flight out of Berlin.

* Writing Yelp reviews of every downtown restaurant that delivers lunch.

* Playing the world's longest game of Rock Paper Scissors.

* Haggling with book agents and movie studios.

* Waiting for the defendant to testify.

* Reminiscing about the time they convicted George Ryan.

* Trying to figure out which one of them is Keyser Soze.

* Waiting for judge to respond to request for transcript of Blago's appearance on Celebrity Apprentice.

* Waiting for Apple to approve Poll The Jury iPhone app.

* Trying to convince Henry Fonda to change his vote.

- Scott Buckner, Matt Farmer, Athenae, Beachwood Mark, Paul Clark, Steve Rhodes

Comments welcome.



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Posted on August 6, 2010


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