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GOP Day At The Fair!

Today is Republican Day at the Illinois State Fair. Here's a look at what's on tap.

* Admissions via means testing.

* On this day only, all fair food will be uninspected.

* Unregulated bathrooms will be cleaned by the free market.

* Security outsourced to Blackwater and the Illinois Sons of Liberty.

* Take a ride on the Trickle Down Slide. Blame the Democrats when you end up at the bottom.

* Jim Thompson will guess your weight and income.

* Arizona Iced Tea on tap.

* Jason Plummer's Celebrity Skee-Ball Challenge.

* Bachmann Palin Overdrive headlines on Main Stage.

* "Gay Conversion Tent Revivals" on the hour.

* Bill Cellini signs copies of his Superseding Indictment.

* Dunk a welfare mom.

* Henry Hyde Youthful Indiscretions sold in 20-minute blocks.

* Win a stuffed animal donated by Wal-Mart but made in China.

* Take a death-defying ride on the Laffer Curve.

* Slow dance with a corporation, because they're people too.


Comments welcome.


Posted on August 18, 2011

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