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Daley's Advice To Gary

Former Chicago mayor and managerial whiz Richard M. Daley has been "tapped" by the city of Gary to help dig itself out of its decades-long doldrums.

The Beachwood, of course, has an exclusive preview of what Daley's recommendations will be.

* Find a way to get Chicago taxpayers to help fund your airport. Oops, already did!

Now bulldoze the airport and build a park!

* Hire this man to revamp your employment practices.

* Curb violence by stashing guns up people's butts.

* Use tax incentives to lure Foxconn to town.

* The Gary Bears!

* Millennium Dunes.

* Taste of Gary.

* Change name to New Gary!

* Convert the closed steel mills to scrooten factories.

* Lease itself to Morgan Stanley.

* Construct a building taller than 12 floors.

* Ghost workers and ghost candidates for a ghost town!

* Improve relations with the Mob.

* Pension reform.

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Comments welcome.



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Posted on September 27, 2012


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