Daley For The Defense

"Chicago Mayor Richard Daley's papers are in order," WBEZ reports. "He could pick up his legal career if he wants to once he leaves City Hall."

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"He didn't do it, heh-heh. Everybody knows that."

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"Objectacation, your Honor!"

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"I would now like to scrootenize the witness."

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"Whaddya want me to do, your Honor, pull down my pants?"

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"No. No. No. Uh, that's . . . no. Uh-uh. Heh-heh. No."

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"Objectification, your Honor!"

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"Evidence? What if I put some evidence up your butt? Then you'd see evidence."

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"I will not give you that headline, your Honor! No! Heh-heh. No. You want a headline? Go get one. But I will not give it to you."

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"I request a recession."

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"It's like, bang-bang, I mean, boom. So, no."

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"Obgestion!"

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"I'll file a motion. I'll file all the motions you want. Come and take your motions, any of 'em. Whatever ones you want. Yeah, I'll file 'em. Heh-heh."

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"The defense rests its casing, your Honor."

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