Blago's Next Moves

Sources say.

* Discloses he was just going to read passages from Moby Dick if he actually was called to the stand.

* Drives to Terre Haute federal pen just to moon George Ryan.

* Dinner with Ozzie Guillen.

* Forms book club with Carlos Zambrano and Billy Dec.

* Replaces Criss Angel on Mindfreak.

* Orders 5 million pencils from Office Max for November write-in campaign.

* Feeds tidbit to Sneed about the family dog.

* Signs up as new spokesman for Hair Club For Men ad campaign: "Hair Is Fucking Golden and You Can Be, Too!"

* Hires Peter Francis Geraci to handle bankruptcy and stiff his creditors, including the Adams'.

* Visits White House with winning defense team to pose with president.

* Presses hair into wet cement at his Hollywood Star ceremony.

* This time Trump appears on his reality show, Celebrity Defendant.

* Proposes Ground Zero Liberty Museum.

* Starts teaching "How To Beat The Rap" at the Learning Annex.

* Continues to ignore his brother.

* Rolls Lincoln over in his grave just for fun.

* Goes as self for Halloween.

* Stars in new reality show where contestants compete to be the next holdout juror.

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1. From Beachwood Mark:

* In talks to pair up with George Ryan for a relaunched version of At The Movies.

* Angling for the open third-base coaching job for the Cubs - has experience making tough decisions for a losing organization (State of Illinois).

* Ghostwriting Roeper's S-T column - has experience working only a few hours a week.

* Taping new Magic Bullet infomercial with Patti - guests gathered around the Blago kitchen island will include Patrick Fitzgerald, Tony Rezko, Sam Adam, Jr., and an Elvis impersonator. Patti won't actually do any of the mixing.

* Getting cash on the spot from Victory Auto Wreckers after his car door falls off in the street outside his house.

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