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Blago vs. Spitzer

A gubernatorial death match.

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Spitzer: Client 9
Blago: Public Official A

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Spitzer: Cheats on wife
Blago: Cheats with wife

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Spitzer: Spends money on blowjobs
Blago: Takes money for state jobs

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Spitzer: Does business with whores
Blago: Does business with whores

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Spitzer: Secret affair with Chrissy
Blago: Secret affairs with Tony

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Spitzer: Has testicular virility issues
Blago: Has testicular virility issues

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Blago: Governs by press release
Spitzer: "Governs" by "early release"

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Spitzer: Doesn't finish out term because of scandal
Blago: Doesn't finish out term because of scandal

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- Rick Kaempfer, Eric Emery, Steve Rhodes

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READER SUBMISSIONS
From Spencer Maus:

Spitzer: Pays to get screwed.
Blago: Gets paid to screw us.

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See also:

* Paging Client 10
* Oprah vs. Obama
* Lincoln vs. Obama
* Chicago 2016 vs. Baghdad 2016
* Tank vs. Troutman
* James Brown vs. Gerald Ford
* Hester vs. Hastert



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Posted on March 13, 2008


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