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Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, Hey! I could shoot you and not lose any votes, bitch!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50.
He should not take her back. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again - just watch. He can do much better!

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Little boy blue
Hey! He needed the money - and you know what? It really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
And Arianna Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision.

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Good ol' Mother Theresa, remember her? I fucked her.

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Three blind mice,
See how they run.
They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

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Hickory dickory dock
I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.

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Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

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Mary had a little lamb
she kept in her backyard
And my fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And I will build a great, great wall on our Southern border, mark my words.

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