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Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, Hey! I could shoot you and not lose any votes, bitch!


Jack and Jill went up the hill
both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50.
He should not take her back. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again - just watch. He can do much better!


Little boy blue
Hey! He needed the money - and you know what? It really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.


Roses are red
Violets are blue
And Arianna Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision.


Good ol' Mother Theresa, remember her? I fucked her.


Three blind mice,
See how they run.
They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.


Hickory dickory dock
I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.


Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.


Mary had a little lamb
she kept in her backyard
And my fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.


Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And I will build a great, great wall on our Southern border, mark my words.


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Posted on January 25, 2016

MUSIC - Britney's IUD.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - Locked Out And Loaded.

BOOKS - Foxconned.


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