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A Patti Blagojevich Holiday Song

Oh, Patti just sold a home for the holidays
'Cause her husband is governor of this state
When you need steady income
From a lobbyist
For the holidays, just sell some real estate

Patti Just Sold A Home For The Holidays

She met a man named Tony Rezko
And he's in jail for solicitating
kickbacks from the FBI
Her friend Anita's been indicted for
2 million out the door
They helped raise funds for their campaigns
Now they're paying for their Champagne

Patti just sold a home for the holidays
Cause her husband is governor of this state
If you want no-bid contracts
From Blagojevich
For the holidays, just buy her real estate

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Also from Beachwood A/V:

- "Cubs Fans: Please Stop Believin'"
- "Oklouhoma" and "Ozzie Cabana"
- "Dusty Must Get Fired"
- "I Had a Crush On Obama"
- "I"m the Tribune/I'm the Sun-Times"
- "Tap Three Times: The Larry Craig Song"

Plus, new YouTube video including "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Hanukah" and such classics as "Dear FCC."



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Posted on December 12, 2007


MUSIC - Playlist: Like A Cloud.
TV - Undercover Boss at Arlington.
POLITICS - Grading Daley.
SPORTS - Beachwood Brackets!

BOOKS - The Moral Underground.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - A twisted tale of brotherly love.

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