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Why Jenny McCarthy And Brian Urlacher Broke UpExclusive Beachwood reporting from behind-the-scenes of the break-up has revealed a host of reasons why this Chicago wonder couple just couldn't make it. * Brian blames Jenny for his recent surgery because she persuaded him not to take anti-knee injury vaccine. * Jenny needs a bigger intellectual challenge. * Brian upset because Jenny wouldn't come to bed Photoshopped. * Jenny didn't think Jenny Urlacher had a good ring to it. * Brian wanted an open relationship in which he'd be able to sleep with nitwits from other cities. * Jenny is really more of a Packers fan. * Brian was upset because Jenny never wanted to huddle after sex. * Jenny, too, thought Urlacher's performance was overrated. * Brian upset that Jenny would call out "Fireman Bill!" during sex. * Jenny upset that Brian would call out the names of every woman he owed child support to during sex. * Brian thought that whatever happened on the road should stay on the road. * Jenny really didn't like the Bears' color scheme. * Brian got really clingy once he had his knee scoped. * Jenny thought Brian should get a job instead of staying home all day complaining about his poor knee. - Posted on August 17, 2012 |
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